I don't need my love.
Having a picture of your girlfriend as the lock screen on your phone is the 21st-century equivalent of keeping a locket with her picture in it.
This is actually such an adorable comparison
Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter.
Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole.
Fuckboy logic.
SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS SPOT ON
I reblogged this 4 minutes ago and I’ve already lost 10 followers. Goodbye fuckboys.
HMMMMMM??????? Say it a little louder, I don’t think they heard you in the back!!!
Every time I fill out a page, I’ll put it up on a wall next to my bed, so I know people want me to keep fighting, and will be here for me when I need them. People who believe in me. And don’t want me to kill myself.
This is what I do on snapchat :(
Hogwarts freshmen be like:
Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.
Hogwarts freshmen 2:
[with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.
Hogwarts freshmen 3:
Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?
Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted:
Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.
Hogwarts freshmen 5:
Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.
THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART
Hi just a psa.
Aokigahara Forest is not somewhere to be afraid of. Aokigahara is not a frightening place. It’s a sad place. Movies like The Forest are turning it into a spooktacular, spiritually vengeful, white washing sleigh ride and people are letting that happen.
Aokigahara is not a place to be afraid of. So please don’t be. It’s such a sad, mournful place. It’s a place people go to end their lives. It’s not scary. It’s tragic.
Me: *mentions favorite tv show*
Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“
Me:
I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
